partybarackisinthehousetonight:

crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said


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loliconprince:

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic


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itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

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How much punk can a punkrock rock if a punk rock could rock punk

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I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.
Helena Bonham Carter (via unmaiden)

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out


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phantom-quantum:

Sad? Disappointed? Draw offensive bunnies.

phantom-quantum:

Sad? Disappointed? Draw offensive bunnies.

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unsatisfiedjudge:

explore the universe as well as your own mind

unsatisfiedjudge:

explore the universe as well as your own mind

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rydenthatdick:

Gerard is 37, Pete is 35, Patrick is 30, and Brendon is 27.

If you put that in a different perspective, when Gerard was a senior, Pete was a sophomore, Patrick was in 5th grade, and Brendon was in 2nd.


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honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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